A Jew walks into a Furness

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Why do women wear deodorant and makeup? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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The cookie monster walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why do you seem so blue?" Everyone laughed. Then the cookie monster replied "my wife died."

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how do you stop a bus? shout FOR ALLAH!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

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When life gives you lemons ....go murder a clown.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

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Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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Q: Why can't white people dunk? A: because they can't jump high enough

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What do you call a man with a black book? I don't know.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Hi, I'm just going through the neighborhood to let everyone know that women secretly enjoy being raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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