How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

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What do you call a crocodile in a dentist? I have no idea, but I'd hate to be that dentist.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

Knock Knock Who's there? its the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

How did jimmy get hurt?? someone throw a fridge at him..

Why was 8 afraid of 9? Because 9 bullied him until he became anorexic.

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Muslim athletes.

Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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