Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she entered an ugly contest and placed well in her division.

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

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roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

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What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

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A new restaurant KKKcake

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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how many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb? One, a Mexican can fix any thing.

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Why shouldn't you ask Lebron James for change for a dollar? Because in the year 2013 Lebron will tear his ACL and will never able to play the game again. He then won't be able to land a job because he never finished college. After being unable to land a job, he then develops an expensive crack addiction. His house gets foreclosed, and he becomes broke. And is then a homeless broke man who does not even have 4 quarters to his name.

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Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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