Are you from Tennessee? Because I can tell by your accent.

why is Justin Berber gay? hes not thats rust a myth

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

Yo mamas so fat that she slowly had developed obstructive sleep apnea syndrome and had died due to an obstruction of her upper airway while she was sleeping.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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Why did the coconut fall out of the tree? Gravity.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot had a seizure.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo.

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

How did the blind man eat his soup? With a spoon. Despite no vision, the man could feel the shape of what he was touching.

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

Get in the Batmobile.

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