- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

Two aspies don't walk into a bar.

God bless America, and no where else.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

This is not a joke.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Is this where I type the joke?

Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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