- Anti Joke

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

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What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie