whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

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yo mama is so fat even dora cant explore her

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Me and me!!!! LOL! i'm a comedian!

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

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A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

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One watermelon said the the other watermelon, "you are looking mighty plump today", the other watermelon didn't say anything because watermelons cant talk

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What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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What did the American say to the Russian? Hello, but the Russian did not understand

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What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

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Four rats are smoking in an alley. One rat turns to another and comments, "These are some fine smokes. Where'd ya score these?" The rat holding the pack of Menthols replies, "Off a' Fred." He points to a rotting whale carcass in the road. The other rats are horrified. "How did a whale die in the street?!," they squeak. "He didn't. He died on the beach."

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A priest walks into a bakers and asks for a loaf of bread , the baker asks "white or brown" the priest replies "it does not matter Sir I have my bike outside".

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I got shot once it hurt a lot

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Why was the firefighter carrying a hot girl? Because her house was on fire.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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