Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Yo mamas so fat

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapiens, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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where did sally go after the bombing? everywhere.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

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A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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