- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a poor man named rich

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

How do you shoot a basketball? With your hands

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, And I'm blind.

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

whats purple and savage? Barney!

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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