Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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The 13th Amendment...

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How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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Woman's rights.

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What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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What is the difference between dead babies and a corvette? There is no corvette in my garage

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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Pain Olympics.

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An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

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A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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Do you have a curfew? No its saturday!

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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As little Timmy crossed the finish line his heart raced with excitement he had just won the big race. Later he and his family went home to celebrate they had pizza and chips and soft drinks. Then they played scrabble and watched spiderman 2. After that Timmy went to sleep. When his parents found him that morning they mourned and mourned because their hero little Timmy was still asleep.

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whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

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Woman's rights

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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