what do get when you blend zebra, a cow and a walrus? A not very good smoothie

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

Why did Eve eat the fruit first? Because women are whores.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

Why John isn't smiling? Becouse he died yesterday

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

Q) 1+1=? A) 6.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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