- Anti Joke

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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