What did the man with cancer do? Die

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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my friend is gay hes gay

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

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Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Ask me if I'm a tree... Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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NOTICE: If you have noticed this notice then you will have noticed this notice is not worth being noticed

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no legs.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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my shift key is broken1

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? SHE HAD NO ARMS!

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what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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