a dyslexic man came on this website thinking it was made by his aunt Tina keoj he was sadly mistaken. it was just a bunch of jokes about dyslexic men going into bars

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How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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What is purple and crawls? A wounded grape.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground beef

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? The white man comes from European descent and the black man comes from an African descent. This leads to the difference in their skin color.

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This one time at band camp....

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The WNBA

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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Take off your shoes.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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The internet is the most terrible fucking place in existence.

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Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

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what is the difference between a indian and a trampoline? you take you shoes off to jump on the trampoline.

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Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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wanna hear a joke? no.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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