- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Alex Eggbert

If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

knock knock go away

The weels on the bus go...flat

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

123 Main street

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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