A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

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Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

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What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

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What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? "THE chicken" indicates a definite article, you really would have to specify which chicken you're talking about so i can identify whether i was there at the given moment that the chicken tried to cross the road and to ask it his reason for attempting it.

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A man walks into a bar and takes his seat. After a minute, someone shouts "133!" and this is followed by a couple of slight chuckles around the room. Later, "57!" is heard from the corner, followed by harsh laughter. After a while, someone shouts "66!" which is met by an uproar of uncontrollable laughter. The man, confused by the evening's events, asks the barmam what is going on. The barman explains, every joke has been told countless times so instead of reciting them, they are numbered and people call out the numbers. The man catches on to this, and therefore shouts "453!" which is followed by a deadly silence, because no one had heard that particular joke before, so 453 was just a number to them.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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one day 2 strawberrys walked to the ice cream store and ordered a small cup of banana ice cream they were realley happy they were later taken in and tortured and raped

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So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

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Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

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So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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