- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

(Family sat down at table) Child goes to start a story - "I have a ginger friend.." Everyone bursts out laughing and leaves the child confused.

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Your mom is a whore bitchy virgin

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

What is 8 times 4? 32

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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