A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

One day my dog ran away. We drove around for a long time looking for it.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

how did the thirteen year old girl get pregnant? she was raped.

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

a man walks into a bar. ouch.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

Whats big, round, and full of helium? Michaels Balloon head!

Snooki

What time is it? Refrigerator

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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