What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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KKK

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Land Rovers

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Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

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how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

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Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, Flappy Bird is no where near as annoying as you!

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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THEY SAY SEEING IS BELIEVING. I NEVER SAW 9/11! 9/11? NEVER HAPPENED -Jonathan

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

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Anti Joke

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