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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

I don't always finish my sentences but when I do...

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

Q: how do you crush a Chinese man's dreams? A: tell him he is worthless and will never prosper.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

I saw a poor man named rich

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What do dead people think when they die? Nothing,they're dead.

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

This is my first joke don't ????mine. You did didn't you.

Jersey Shore

Explain the term 'Standard of Living'? Not having sex with diseased and obese women.

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