- Anti Joke

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

wtf the enter the following thingie says I am here

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Shot.

how do you blindfold an asian...a piece of dental floss

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

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A Frenchman stays and fights

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool