- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

There are two muffins in an oven. One says nothing. Muffins can't talk.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

Wade

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

Me, myself, and I walked into a bar. We didn't say anything to each other because I'm not schetsophrenic.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

Do you really want to know what i shit? Poo

Why couldn't the blonde fix the lightbulb? It was shattered.

knock knock go away

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