- Anti Joke

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

Yo momma's so fat, that she was put in this joke

Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

women's rights

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Why was 7 afraid of 6? Because 6 accused him of cannibalism

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.