det va en tjej som va inne på ica och handlade, framme vid kassan la hon fram en banan, en billys pizza, ett litet paket bröd och en mjölk. -är du singel eller? frågar killen i kassan -ja hur visste du det, svarar hon -du e skitful ju

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

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What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

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Why did the Asian woman crash her car? She couldn't see through the slits she called eyes.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

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Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

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Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

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What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

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What is 2+2? 4!

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