What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

I can't see my forehead

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

a man walks into horse bar

what's more funny then being raped? not being a minority!

what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

A black guy walks into a dilapidated house and purchases large amounts of narcotics. Racism isn't funny.

Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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