- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

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