Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Hey I just met you And I am crazy So I will kill you And eat your body

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Well I dont think that has happened to anyone ever so I guess nothings worse.

roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Gay's rights

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

What was everyone doing in the library? Reading

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

What does a farmer say when he can't find his tractor? - Where's my tractor?

press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

Why did the man drink his own piss? Because he was Bear Grylls

Knock Knock! Who's there? Ze Gestapo!

Why are they the "living" daylights?

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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