- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Your mom.

What do you get if you cross a lin and a deer? A pile of bloody bones.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Guns don't kill people. Dangerous minorities do.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

"What happened to John after he got drunk 12 years ago"- police "I don't really don't know that question"- John Jr.

A man walked into a metal bar, they were playing Metallica.

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

Why did the skeleton stay home from the party He was buried in a coffin underground and, as a matter of fact, wasn't actually invited

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

i want justin beiber to release more albums so that i can not buy them

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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