Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What's the difference between a duck?

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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WHat did REAAAALLLY Jesus say when, walking on, wat, er?, Will somebody please get me of this floating piece of ice? Please? Stop screaming HALLELUJAH! People: HALLELUJAH!

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

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What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Anti Joke

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