- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the other birds had taken hostage the chickens family.

You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

Why wouldn't the man in a wheelchair see out the window? The curtains were closed

How do you make a builder sad? You shit on his bricks.

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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