What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

I have a crush on my dad.

What does KFC stand for? Kids Fattening Center

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Two Jewish kids walked into a bar... mitzvot.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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