Can you see this brett? Connor

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

what happened to the black guy after he turned off the light? he probably wanted to save energy, so he moved to a different room with natural sunlight as a light resource.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

What did one hater say to the other hater? I hate you.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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I dont know if you know this but i have a penis

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

What's black, white, green, red, blue, orange, gray, purple, and yellow? My art project.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

If a prisoner got one visitor who would he ask to see An Eskimo

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

Why don't women need watches? Because they probably have a cell phone, which works just as well.

What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What's red and eats tulips? Your face!

What did the Hobo get for Christmas? Nothing,He celebrated Hanukkah.

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