Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

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why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

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Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work. She gets in an accident and is killed instantly. Her family is traumatized.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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what do you call a black man on tv? an actor

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

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A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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