- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a high speed police pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns to the other and says "Moo".

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

What did the man say after falling off a bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Once upon a cross

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Why was Little Susie's IQ less than 30? Because, she is mentally retarted.

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

I can't see my forehead

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

a man walks into horse bar

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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