Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

What's gay, has ten eyes and is gay. One D. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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