What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

asian, do math

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is worse than a bunch of babies stapled to a tree? A bunch of trees stapled to a baby.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

Patient: Doctor, I've been having a problem, I can't remember anything. Doctor: Do you think you might have amnesia, a common memory problem. Patient: What Problem?

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

How do you kill a mocking bird? You throw an axe at it.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the batmobile? Robin, get in the batmobile

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

Kendall and Nick Fredick

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Where's my shotgun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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