Whats worse that a rhino hitting you in the face? A rhino with horns hitting you in the face

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What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

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i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

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What do you call women playing the sport of lacrosse? I dont think it matters because Women's Lacrosse isn't a sport.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time is irrelevant in this scenario because if this question is based in the United States it is highly unlikely an elephant will be near a fence you own, let alone sit on it, an activity rarely done by elephants and usually projected by humans onto other animals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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What did Michael Jackson get for Christmas? Nothing he's dead

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19th amendment

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

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Your momma went to the gym, because she is fat.

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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