- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Chuck Norris didn't rape yo mama, yo mama raped chuck norris!

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

YO MAMMA IS SO STUPID, she was recently diagnosed with severe mental retardation and will have to be cared for 24/7

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

what do you call a black man at a school. coach.

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

What's 1+1 2, dumbass...

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What did Helen Keller say to a stranger at a party? I earned a Bachelor of Arts degree, wrote several books, traveled to over 39 countries, and was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom, one of the United States' highest two civilian honors, from President Lyndon B. Johnson.

How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

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