A man walks into a bar and says "Ow".

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

womens rights

Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

fart+fart=poop

What goes good with coca cola? Thirst

How do you know your sister is on her period? - Your dad´s dick tastes like blood.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

Q: What's blue and fuzzy A: Blue fuzz

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What's 4+7 47

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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