- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a tomato. You put tomatos in a salad.

What do you call a black man in court? A lawyer.

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

What does a human have in common with a tree?? You can cut a humans leg of and count the....oh wait

If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

What did the dog say when the woman put a sweater on him? Nothing, dogs can't talk and he has no idea what is going on

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Women's Rights.

Knock knock Who's there A drummer A drummer who I'm not knocking on your door

Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

There is this dylectic who can't spell.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did the fat kid drop his Mcdonalds? Because he had a stroke.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is blue too

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? -Its a chicken you dumb shit.

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