Theres a man with 2 eyes.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

We are lawyers

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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