what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Why did Eduardo cross the road. The same reason he crossed the border.

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Cows go moo.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you call a clock with no hands? Broken.

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Why do you always loose your keys at monster truck rally's? Most likely because they fell out during all the excitement of jumping up and down, but the real reason is because they are afraid of monster cars.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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When life gives you lemon squeeze it in someone's face

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Reverse psychology never fails.

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What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

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What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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