What's 4+7 47

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What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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three men get stranded on a island and cannibals find them and they say go find 3 fruits and come back. first guy comes back with three apples and they say we will shuve them in your rectum and if you scream we will kill you he screams he dies. second guy comes back with grapes and he laughs before they can start. and in heaven the first guy says why did you laugh and he says there voices are funny.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Three males walked into a bar. one of them was a kangaroo.

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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motley crew

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what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

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What is the difference between a duck?

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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What's a pirate's favorite color? Depends on the pirate.

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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Shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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