Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

when geese fly in a V patteren why is on side longer than the other? not as many geese on that side

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

Oh, I must be hearing things.

I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Libyans stage a protest. They get massacred.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Betty Whites ALIVE?

A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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