Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

We are lawyers

your mumma so fat she stepped on the weight scales and it says to be continued

Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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