That's a rhetorical question chickens don't cross roads!

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why didn't the boy get his sister a birthday present? Because it wasn't her birthday.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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What did the lady say to her child? Nothing sadly the baby was taken to Timbuktu by the father. Ps: it's a real place look it up

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Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

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I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

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What the kid with no arms get for christmas? A baseball and a glove to go through with his dad

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Steve: Hey ask me if Im a Pelican. Bob: Are you a pelican? Steve: YES.

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Man walks into a gun store, buys a gun. The same man goes home and lives happily till he dies of cancer. His son takes the gun shots himself, survives then later dies of cancer.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

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why did the plane crash? the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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