- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

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What do u call a black man playing a jumping sport? I don't know but it is totally normal.

What did the Scientist say to the bookstore owner he met? "Hi."

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

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What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Whats worse than 12 babys stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 12 trees!

What's a zombie's favourite dessert? I don't know, but I'll give you 50 bucks to go and ask one.

I had a "What would jesus do bracelet" and some kid kicked me in the shin... As i was contemplating on what to do to him, i looked at the bracelet and remembered.... SO I SET HIM ON FIRE AND SENT HIM TO HELL!!!

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

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