A blind man walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table. (TD)

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What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

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Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

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So a priest, a rabbi, a blonde and a black person walk into a bar. The Bar Tender says, "Is this some kind of joke"

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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hi patrick

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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There are two types of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. I happen to be one of those who can.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

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Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -To. - To Who? -To whom.

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what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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Anti Joke

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