Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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yo mama is so dumb she went to dr. dre for a pepsmear

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Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

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KKK

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

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Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

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What did the man with cancer do? Die

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

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Anti Joke

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