- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

What did the white guy said to the black guy, when he stepped on his foot? Excuse me.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

How do you get a black man to use a condom? You explain to him all the benefits of safe sex.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking down the street when they find a genie. They run away in fear because finding a genie out of nowhere is kinda freaky.

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

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