I used to play Skyrim but then I took an arrow in the knee. Then, I played MW3 until I took a bullet in the elbow. And now, I'm in the hospital wondering why people keep harming me.

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

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when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Wanna know who doesnt no how to right a joke? Who ever wrote this...

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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womens rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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