Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

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Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

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What did the polar bear say when he walked into a sauna? Absolutely nothing because he was a polar bear. I mean seriously, did I even have to ask? Everyone should know that a polar bear is an animal and he wouldn't say anything. If he did it would most likely be a growl or a roar. If you believed that he would have said something you obviously didn't pass the first grade. I finish with the fact that a polar bear would not survive in a sauna because they are accustomed to cold clima I guess this was just a waste of time.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.Why did you just read this?

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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Dylan is a person

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Why couldn't Jenny speak right? Cause she had autism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue God made me beautiful, how about you?

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Win and Beau have no friends

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Q:What did I get for Christmas? A:You, put on this leash.

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Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand hey! Got any guns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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