- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

Land Rovers

A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

24

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

123 Main street

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

KKK

What happened when a Blonde girl and a Ginger man have sex without a condom? The woman gets pregnant and then after about nine months the woman gives birth and the child grows up, when the child is adolescent it is able to reproduce and the process continues again.

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