Why did the dog kill the fish? He had no reason, he just wanted fish. What, you thought he had like, a vendetta? pssh your crazy

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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save water shower with friends

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It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

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Little Jimmy was afraid, and didn't like Santa Claus. So one Christmas Eve, he poured rat poison in Santa's milk. Little Jimmy no longer has parents.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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What do you call a guy who hangs around with musicians? A groupie.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Wanna here a good joke?

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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