- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

God bless America, and no where else.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why is MLA important? Because if Mothers didn't Love Anyone society would collapse and we would go into a nuclear war and blow up the earth, and the apocalypse would happen and dinosaurs would rule once again until another meteor hits the earth.

I got shot once it hurt a lot

Why does it take more than one blond to replace a light bulb? Because one had no arms, thus requiring the help of another person. It just so happened that that other person was a blond.

waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

knock knock, whos there? the repo man.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

Stephen Hawking raped your mom

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What did I eat for my breakfast? My breakfast.

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