What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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A child with cancer grows up.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

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two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

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Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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(speaking to an orphan) knock, knock who's there not your parents

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what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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A blind man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and after a couple hours he leaves. He's only color blind.

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What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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