Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

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Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

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Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? TEN HOLOCAUSTS!!!!

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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Obamacare haters

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Gianni

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. The man was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral service.

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Don't you hate it when ads just [CONGRATULATIONS! YOU HAVE JUST WON A MILLION DOLLARS!* Please click this ad, so you can give us your full name, address, phone number, bank account number, pin number and mail your credit card to us, then you will receive your MILLION DOLLARS!* (you may or may not receive one million dollars) Thank you.] pop up anywhere these days?

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What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

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Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Anagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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