- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

Yo mommas so fat... that when it was rainning, she put on her rain coat and went outside, everyone was saying that the sun came up

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

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A young gay man comes out of the closet to his conservative, Christian parents. Everything went better than expected.

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How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

whats cold and in a box...have a guess

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

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