- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic child.? DAMN

Women's rights

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his dying grandma in the hospital

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

Why couldn't the moose find a good hotel for the night? A moose wouldn't have any currency available and quite frankly, no one would let him in.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not doing your Webtime on a Friday!!

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

A man walk into a bar. He then falls down, quickly picks himself up, and continues his life.

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

Q: Why didn't the little boy get his bike for christmas? A: He died from cancer

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