Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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There once was a man named Joe. Joe had AIDS, and killed all his friends and family The End, now go back to bed, pussy

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Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

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drake

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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This is not mean't to be a joke, but I have noticed the least popular thing on here is the Jew and the Pizza joke. I am Jewish and find this extremely offensive. I applaud all of those who gave it a negative vote and realize the Holocaust is not a laughing matter.

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What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

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lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

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A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

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Ed has spent all his days on the farm. It was the farm of his father and grandfather before him; long have they prospered from the fruits of this land. He has a wife and 3 beautiful children, all of whom live happily on the farm. Ed still manages to keep an active social life, and has lots of interesting friends. His best friend is Moe. As a young man, Ed had spent a few years living in the city for his studies. Moe lives in the city, and he knows Ed from College. One day, Moe came out to the farm to have lunch with his old friend. After lunch, he and Ed took a walk around the farm. They passed by the horses, the chickens, the pigs and finally they came to the cows. Ed looked at Moe, and he saw that he was focused intently on a single cow. "What's the matter, Moe?" he asked. "That," Moe said, "is one skinny cow."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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