- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

Knock Knock whose there your biological parents REALLY No

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

Wade

There was this women at a banana festival, but she didn't like bananas. So she split

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

I think I lost my number so can I... No you can't because phone numbers can't be lost

knock knock come in

What do you call red eyes in the dark? A high black man

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

-What did the snake say to the mouse? Nothing. Animals can't talk dumbass.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

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